"I could" tell a story about a screwball in a jeep that got on the snow packed expressway behind me one time. He was crowding me trying to get around, like he had the world by the tail. About a 1/4 mile after he passed me, he did about 3 loops and slid off into the center median, stuck. I rolled my window down and honked and waved at him as I went by, "but I won`t" .