Things your Dad used to say.

Looks like a lot of our Dad's had similar sayings.Mine died in a work accident when I was 14 so most memories of him are vague but I do remember Wish in one hand and **** in the other and see which one fills up faster...Close the door.. were you born in a barn ?... You make a better door than a window.Dad was a water well driller and a big guy...when He was mad at someone he always said...I'ma gonna go kick a lung out of him.