Things your Dad used to say.

Dad didn't say too much unless he had to, but grandpa was the best, had a saying for everything. Just a few that I remember:
It’s the fat tick that gets the lazy dog

Don’t f^@k nothing you don’t want to marry

Make all of your decisions while your drunk

Hornier than a two pecker billy goat

When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie; when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dickie dunkin'!