Things your Dad used to say.

Two come to mind, usually said when my brother and I were making a lot of noise tussling over something. "If you don't stop this **** I'll kick your *** up between your shoulder blades" and "god dammit what the hell is going on out here".

What's funny is that a few years ago a couple cats were fighting on my front porch. I opened the door and the first thing out of my mouth without thinking was "god dammit what the hell is going on out here" which brought a smile to my face and made me think "I'm turning into my father".