Things your Dad used to say.
Mine was a Marine. Heard alot of the previous. But if me and my brother would be adding a speed part to our cars "you can only go 55 miles per hour."
While building my big ole Ford truck "why don't you just buy a tank?"
The first time I heard him really cuss was at some woman on tv talking **** about the president (Nixon?) "who gives a **** what that dumb cunt thinks. She's just a ***** that fucked her way to the top." Probably Jane Fonda.