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BURGLARY IN FLORIDA(You just can't make this stuff up!!)


When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized
recently, thieves ignored his wide screenplasma TV, his VCR, and even
left his Rolex watch.

What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a
grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar
to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with
the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister,
Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer
known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The white box
was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: "Hoochie sold us the
bogus blow so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard
feelings. Have a nice day."