Things your Dad used to say.

"You can put lipstick on a pig, but at the end if the day it's still a pig."

"You want attention?! I'll give you attention!"

"Better to be pissed off than pissed on."

"STAR! Stop. Think. Assess. Respond!"

"Improvise, adapt and overcome."

"I want to punch you in the face so bad right now!"

Jk about the last one lol