Things your Dad used to say.

Wow, this is a great thread! Reading this I am reminded of so many things dad use to say and still does to me each and every day. Im very fortunate to still have dad around and he's still as sharp as ever. I went to work for him at his garage for the first 15 years after high school before he retired and I moved on to a new career. When he would come in each morning the first thing he would say to me was "try not to f_ck anything up today"! Then he would laugh. Of course there was the "you can only put so much lipstick on a pig". We used to get a lot of truck drivers that would stop and ask for directions, they would say to him, "hey buddy" and before they could get out another word he would say "my name aint buddy" and if they didnt rephrase it they didnt get an answer! And how about the classic, "not while your livin in my house" or the "if you knew the answer why did you ask me". And as many others have said "about as worthless as tits on a borehog".
Yea, i"m glad he's still around and still saying the same things.
Thanks for the thread. So many good memories i'm reminded of as I read thru them all.
Rod