You are not cinderella

Life is not a fairytale
if you lose a shoe at midnight
you are Drunk
I can relate... I woke up in a motel room at Myrtle Beach with a major hangover. Start getting my clothes on and WTF? Were is my other shoe? Maybe its in the car.
So when the gal and I go out to her minivan I see the right front hubcap missing. Some memory of the night before comes back. While rolling down the highway toward the coast she dropped that side off the shoulder and that hubcap took off across a field. I threw my shoe out the window at it. ( I can't say this happened at the stroke of midnight ) She was now recalling this too and we both knew we had been waaaaay too drunk. I say "oh well. I'll buy some flip flops". She says, "Don't know what I'll tell my husband".
We found a matching hubcap in a hospital parking lot. End of my Cinderfella story.