Mickey went to a lawyer to file for divorce. The lawyer asked him to explain the reasons. After mickey had, the puzzled lawyer asked do you mean shes mentally unstable? mickey responds No shes having intercourse with my best friend
Actually the Judge said to Mickey "I understand you want to divorce Minnie on the grounds that she's crazy". Mickey said "Oh no your honour, I didn't say she was crazy I said she was F%*cking Goofy