Things your Dad used to say.

When something was worthless "It's like hand brakes on a buick"
If it came to carpentry skills and the cut wasn't exactly perfect "They"ll never see it from the plane"
"*** over tea kettle"
Suck it up buttercup and rub some dirt on it.
Military was "If it ain't raining, we ain't training" and "If it ain't snowing, we ain't going".
And still don't know what the heck "Holly catfish" is all about.
Let's do it for ***** and giggles
Cold as brass balls on a monkey
Cut it off twice and it's still to short
Colder than a well digger ***
If some one says well, He says "can't tell the depth of the well by the length of the handle"
Or if you say "that ain't no fair" He says "ain't no circus either"
My all time favorite "No blood, no foul"