A carburetor walks into a bar…

Man sitting at the bar tells the bartender, "Hey, I'd like to buy that old Douchebag at the end of the bar a drink" Bartender says sir that is no way to address a lady! He walks down to the end of the bar, relays the information to the women that the man wants to buy her a drink and asks what she would like to have, to which she replies, " Vinegar and Water"