Road trip
Also remember:
When you order ice tea you got to tell them no sugar.
If they ask where ya all from have it pre-planned somewhere south of I-70, or you'll be one of those damn Yankees.
Directions....just down the road might be 10-20 miles. A feer piece could be farther. Turning at the first farm, then the old truck could be confusing. Most yards have an old truck.
Have fun, sounds like we about have the trunk filled of good ideas.