IDK, I always thought this was the World’s grossest joke...
A man with leprosy who lives at home calls a local 5 star restaurant and asks if they will deliver.
The woman who answers says no, you have to come into the restaurant. He explains that he has leprosy and can’t come in for fear of making the other patrons uncomfortable.
She says it’s no problem and they can accommodate him.
Reluctantly he agrees and goes to the restaurant.
Shortly after being seated he sees a couple across from him staring and suddenly they turn pale and leave.
He calls the host and pleads to just get his dinner to go. The host says it’s not his fault and he should stay.
A few minutes later, it happens again with a family sitting nearby who abruptly leaves looking sick.
He calls the host back and again pleads to just get his dinner to go. The host again explains that it isn’t him that is making the other patrons ill.
Finally he says “Well, if it isnt’t me...what is it?!”
The host says “it’s the guy behind you...he keeps dipping his bread in your neck.”