When your coffee maker cams harder than your race car
of course you can AJ and everyone on this trend can watch me screw it up. But I still get paid a small fee...
One beer every 20 minutes for the first three. Then a pee-break.
Then one beer every 30 minutes for two, and another pee-break.
Then a maintenance beer, every 40 minutes, until the 12 are gone, with a pee after every beer.
I don't usually make it to the last 12th bottle.
Actually, the last time I did that was in 1993. And I hadda carry my darling wife home, who was having a hard time crawling......................sometimes around her um well you know, wretching. She tried to keep up with my rate of consumption. But at 105lbs, her body wasn't having any of it.
Oh, you said "fee",I read "tip"
Well, to finish; the
tip is to leave your stinking-drunk wife at the party; it's waaay easier on your back,lol.