When your coffee maker cams harder than your race car

Can I watch?
My wife has a Keurig-a-ma-jig, I'm supposed to look at. It's the second one in two years that died. At a $100 a pop; I said enough of thatchit; buy a Black-N-Decker. Those I can re-ring and valve no problem.
I don't drink that stinky black ........mud....
It's bad enough I have to put up with the ...um.....aroma.
If I hadda known what marriage was really gonna be like 40plus years ago............ Well let's just say......in the next life I'm a-gonna stay single.
I agree with you I never drank coffee. The smell of it and someone smoking on top of that just makes me gag