Just read something g funny in the local weekly free newspaper. It was in a column called “Answer Dan”...
“Dear Dan,
I have lived in this area for 40 years and we have lots of pigeons here and in the city of Philadelphia. I have seen all kinds of baby birds but I’ve never seen a baby pigeon. Why is that?”
(Signed “Confused in Ridley”)
“Dear Confused,
The answer to that is quite simple. The truth is that ALL the pigeons you see are babies. The adults are 6 feet tall and hang out in dark alleys....CHEEP!”