Stop in for a cup of coffee

I have to watch it when I go to the doc for checkups, I usually break the dam machine, once the nurse was wondering how I was still alive it is always high.

Lol I know the feeling! I got an ECG at my family doctor. The nurse performed it. She got this panicked look on her face and ran and got the doctor. He took a look at the screen and told me I was having a heart attack. I laughed and told him, "Nope, that's how mine looks when it's normal." He kept asking if I had chest pains. My heart runs like a /6 with two plug wires disconnected and there solution is to put me on a med that will slow my heart rate! Great idea, go ahead and put me in a coma. Idiots.