Stop in for a cup of coffee

No I named him sex. I can remember the first time I went to the court house. I told the lady I needed a license for Sex. She looked at me a little weird and she said you don't have to have a license for sex. I said but I have had Sex since I was 9. She changed her expression and got a crazy smile on her face and said "you must be quite a man" She doesn't know...

When the ex and I went to the priest to get married we told him we wanted to have sex at the ceremony.
He flat out refused.
I told him come on all the guests would enjoy having sex at the ceremony.
Heck I'm sure you would enjoy it too .
Not only did he refuse but we were banned from the church.