Stop in for a cup of coffee

I hope that couch was a sleeper sofa......Not sure what to believe there.
Ok. Where is everyone getting lost at? Lets see if I can clear up the mud any.

Had Seizure Monday night, No memory of Monday at all. At some point monday afternoon, I bought a couch. Later that night, according to my wife, we got into a debate about something, now she wants a divorce. At some point in the middle of the night, I had the above mentioned seizure.

As for the couch, all I have is a receipt for it in my coat pocket. I don't know what it looks like as I dont remember looking at said couch.

Does that clear it up?