Stop in for a cup of coffee

I saw a good one on Baltimore Ave a few weeks back.
Guy flying down in the bike lane. Women throws open the door without looking.
The guy goes airborne. And all she can yell is my caa my caa it ain't my fault looks at my caa.
My girls friends daughter was hit by an opening door as she rode her bike. In a coma for 3 days and has a total different personality.