Albertsons/Safeway Monopoly

I only shop at Wal-Mart because they are open 24. I like to shop at wee hours of the night because I don't like seeing too many people around.

My town has it's own species of EBT card holders in line with kids in the baskets eating unpaid for chicken, real greasy. Old ladies in line trying to write a check like it's 1940. Just so much noise from such a strange species.

At night, empty isles everywhere!!!! only people around are the ones buffing the floors and maybe a few other customers who mind their own business because no one wants to chat at that hour.....it's great.

i love shopping at wally martinez, for the same reason i like watching cops, it just makes me feel better about myself
i remember one day, walking out of there with my boy (i think he was 6 at the time)
it was later, 11.30 midnite, something like that
well, it was a clear nite, not a cloud on the sky and a big ole full moon, so my boy did what all six year olds do, he howled at the moon
and i kid you not, from 4 different corners of the parking lot, people howled back