Stop in for a cup of coffee

I worked at a bakery also...

I was a loafer...

I wanted to quit, but I kneaded the dough.... :D

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I worked at a fire hydrant factory...

You couldn't park anywhere near the place.... :rolleyes:

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Then I worked at a helium gas factory and had to quit...

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.... :rolleyes:

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I have a friend who works at a tampon factory, they're looking for help...

He's going to talk to his boss and see if they can pull some strings and get me in.... :rolleyes:

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You forgot working at the pickle factory and the pickle slicer incident.