Stop in for a cup of coffee

Returning may be a good option. I was assuming you were keeping it.
If I can't return it, I'll probably resell it but advertise it more thoroughly. I'll take a loss on it but still. It'd be ok for a rat rod, or even a drag car. Maybe a street car with a standalone t-signal harness. I just don't understand wiring enough to make my own t-signal harness.