Stop in for a cup of coffee

There are some fields where literal interpretation does seem to conflict, but people rationalize in amazing ways.....

Funny you bring that up; my newest reading is Gods, Graves, and Scholars: The Story of Archaeology by C. W. Ceram. Talking with my friend - an archaeologist/classical & historical, he thought it still held up and after reading the first chapter I agree.
My theory is. In a few thousand years or so. Whatever survives what's on the horizon.
They will dig up little mouse like creatures. Discover it was called Mickey.
And declare past unknown civilizations worshipped it as a god.
Come to think of it that's really close to reality for some people.