Stop in for a cup of coffee

My theory is. In a few thousand years or so. Whatever survives what's on the horizon.
They will dig up little mouse like creatures. Discover it was called Mickey.
And declare past unknown civilizations worshipped it as a god.
Come to think of it that's really close to reality for some people.
Ever read Motel of the Mysteries. David Macaulay?
Sort of an version of that idea