Stop in for a cup of coffee

Kinda reminds me of a guy who worked at our manufacturing site in Ohio. He was absolutely convinced that Hurricane Katrina was the result of the governments weather control satellite set to wreck New Orleans so they could come in and look like hero rescuers and use up all the aging disaster supplies they had so they could buy new ones.

This guy was as serious as a heart attack, and no amount of discussion would ever convince him otherwise.