Elongated Skulls Could be Proof of Alien Life Here!

I heard God planned to create the Earth in six days...but since he hadn’t created the Earth yet, he didn’t know how long a day actually was. He spent at least an eon or two in a “do-loop” before deciding how he was going resolve that.

Oh yeah, and where to place the fossils that appear to be millions of years old just to give the kids something to play with took another few eons too.

If there was no "day" yet, how would He spend "eons"?
Aren't eons finally composed of days if we are talking about fossils actually being as old as we are told they are.
Was time created by then?
Or are you strictly being humorous?

I heard fossils dated by the rocks they are in.
And the rocks are dated by the fossils in the rocks.
We hear all kinds of things.
I mostly hear UFO.



e·on
ˈēən,ˈēˌän/
noun
  1. an indefinite and very long period of time, often a period exaggerated for humorous or rhetorical effect.
    "he reached the crag eons before I arrived"
    • ASTRONOMYGEOLOGY
      a unit of time equal to a billion years.
    • GEOLOGY
      a major division of geological time, subdivided into eras.