This is not a joke. TV Azteca (an over the air television station anyone can watch for free) at 10:00 AM local time, is broadcasting a segment on their morning show titled "How to improve the smell, taste, and consistency of semen". The female "expert" explains how diet, smoking, and vitamins can modify the characteristics of this most precious fluid. I wonder who they use for taste testers? Is nothing sacred anymore? What's next, how to do the same for vaginal secretions? Any volunteers?