Stop in for a cup of coffee

Mopar-Man said

Example:

Monday this week I came home and the toilet seat was down in the spare bathroom. I NEVER crap in the bathroom, seat is always up. No biggie. Tuesday I come home and toilet seat is down again. My first thought, "Oh no! My ex is back and how did she get it I changed the locks???" I turn around and the cat is staring at me in the hallway. Then he takes off.

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I once took a crap in the in law's basement bathroom... As I am doing the business, I look up and the cat is sitting on the decorative chair in there staring at me... I asked him if I could have a little privacy.... :rolleyes:

After that I referred to the cat as "privacy manager"... Like privacy manager in Windows....

Apparently the cat liked to hang out on the chair in there.... :realcrazy: