Summer Race Announcement...This Will Happen

Great advice jpar. I did what you told me to do and look at this crap. It's 2:38 AM and I'm on FABO. It's because I took you advice and now I'm surfing the couch. Which I can't sleep on. So now I'm here irritating the FABO brethren because of your wacky advice.

You owe me a 6 pack of ginger ale for this whopper your stroked me into. I am in the suck until at least Monday for this deal.
What the hell did you do? There must be too much Fizz in your ginger ale!!?? How much magic in your brownies!!?? Is your filter broke or something?