Summer Race Announcement...This Will Happen

What the hell did you do? There must be too much Fizz in your ginger ale!!?? How much magic in your brownies!!?? Is your filter broke or something?


YOU told ME to blame my WIFE for my kidney stone. So I did. And I got to ride the couch. If I didn't hurt so bad I would have driven over and crashed on YOUR couch.

That was bad advice.