YOU told ME to blame my WIFE for my kidney stone. So I did. And I got to ride the couch. If I didn't hurt so bad I would have driven over and crashed on YOUR couch.
Oh boy you like to dig yourself in deeper and deeper don't you! My only advice was to tell your wife the truth what you said! Now you got to go back and tell her that I gave you bad advice by telling you to tell the truth.
If that's your philosophy I recommend a more comfortable couch!
EDIT: AND IT AIN'T MINE!