Stop in for a cup of coffee

I need it piped into the garage. Too damned sticky hot out here tonight.
I've been wanting to experiment with a natural AC system. My wife has been collecting home and garden magazines as we work on our house design. One of them shows that they took a bunch of PVC pipe and made what id call an intercooler and buried it in a live spring creek. Then plumbed it into a cabin. Supposedly worked.