I could have been rich if I wasn't a procrastinator

For me it started back in the 70s, I always here the term " Don't make me open a can of woopass on ya! " Heard the phrase in different forms . Looked around to see where you could buy some of this stuff and it really didn't exist. So I got ta thinkin-- I otta see about making it and selling it. Well never got around to it, and a few years go by and damn there some is on the shelf at Spencers gift. MISSED that one. Then in the 90s A buddy of mine always wore these RUN WITH THE BIG DOG T shirts. You know the ones showing off the back side of a nasty old bull dog. Thought He was the big dog I guess. Any way he was a Ford guy and bought a new 3500 power stroke and at the time I had a 3500 ram cummins. ON different occassions we'd have a few beers around a camp fire and end up hookin em up, and drag his ford around the field. SO I got ta thinkin, I could make up a nice pair of Balls and hang em on the back of my truck for him to look at. YOU know , like on his shirts. Well never got around to that on either. Next thing you know every Red Neck in country is sportin them things. I've even seen pink ones on a ladies truck.???? MISSED THAT ONE TOO. Then just this week I realized , watching the news for the past few years, Just think if you would have opened a CUSTOM MADE TO ORDER PROTEST TEE SHIRT , SIGN AND BANNER shop!!! I'm thinkin BILLIONS. YA guess I missed that one too. Thanks for letting me waste your time.