Last one to post in this thread wins!

Three guys were working on a high-rise building project, talking about how will they be able to afford a beer after work - Bob, Bruce and Bill. Bob falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bill says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.

"Where did you get that, Bill?" says Bruce. "Bob's wife gave it to me,"
Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Bill said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Bob's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."