Quite a comedian, sir...you must sell out when on tour for your standup routine.
Speaking of safe spaces, if you ever run out of InfoWars brand Bone Broth and have to actually leave your house to go to the grocery store, just know that someone will very likely knock out the rest of our teeth if you use that language.
Even assuming we're all dudes around here, every one of us has a mother, many of us have wives, sisters, daughters....and some of us even respect them.