Last one to post in this thread wins!

Mark Wainwright said
Have to be careful you never know whats under the makeup. Could be transgender buddy. You'd get one hell of a shock I'm sure

That would be my luck Mark.
Again I'll pass on the clown and will buy my own balloon.
Or maybe buy a blow up doll and fill it with helium and use that for a balloon.
You guys know if you can get them with big knockers?