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This is funny but here's a true story. My wife is a nurse and she was working the afternoon shift on a Friday night and a guy came into emerg with ...yes a vacuum hose stuck on his *****. It didn't take long for this to spread through the hospital. My wife said you could hear the giggles and snickers from the staff who were checking it out. First of all why did he do that in the first place. Secondly...I think I would have sat in a cold bath first. Must have been on a date with his girlfriend Hoover I guess.
This is funny but here's a true story. My wife is a nurse and she was working the afternoon shift on a Friday night and a guy came into emerg with ...yes a vacuum hose stuck on his *****. It didn't take long for this to spread through the hospital. My wife said you could hear the giggles and snickers from the staff who were checking it out. First of all why did he do that in the first place. Secondly...I think I would have sat in a cold bath first. Must have been on a date with his girlfriend Hoover I guess.