Last one to post in this thread wins!

I bet she has some good stories to tell. You get all types of stupid people coming into the hospital.
When I drove ambulance we picked up a guy that decided to commit suicide and took and drilled holes in his head. If I remember he drilled 3 holes before we got there and was still alive when we dropped him off at the hospital.
Unbelievable what some people will do. My wife was sitting at her desk around 2am doing paperwork. She was on the midnight shift and the lights were dimmed in the hallway. She heard a noise and looked up and there was this elderly lady with long flowing white hair walking down the hall totally naked. My wife said it startled her at first, she said the woman looked like a ghost.