Stop in for a cup of coffee

CNN NEWS TODAY!!!...
An near tragedy was avoided on rural road 69 in Brownsville Texas yesterday.
Ma and Pa Kettle were just crossing at dirt path road. When a flying plastic
Lid followed by some suspect clothing blew out of a Ford pickup.
Pa said it was all a headin for us when ma stuck her head out the window. I yelled pull year head back in, but it was to late.
She already got hit by a pair of dirty tightly whities.
Folks stopped to gather up the clothing.
Fortunantly there is a name written inside Chris last name withheld . Pending investigation. Apiece of paper with someone with an Indiana address with the name of Chris was all so retrieved at the crime scene.
Police are investigating.
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