Lol!
Beans, beans,
They're good for your heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat your beans with every meal!
My Moms version, I was taught.
Beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot, the more you toot.
the better you feel, so eat beans for every meal.
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