Actually, farts contain a certain amount of molecules of ****.
You fart, it smells like **** because it comes from the same place.
A fart is like a warning shot of future things to come.
That's why us old people never trust a fart.
You might be having a ''Jack Nicklaus fart'', you know, the kind that follows through.
Farts are a serious thing, and not to be taken lightly...........