Stop in for a cup of coffee

Whelp, the woman who lives in my housewent crazy. I built he a small deck off the front porch to cover a spot where nothing would grow.. Decking boards run at 4 different angles. Well she decided the concrete porch should 'match' the wood decking. I came home to this concrete porch...
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oh, misread... so that's concrete in the pic? Rock hard and only looks like wood...