Last one to post in this thread wins!

FOG as soon as I walk into Wal Mart the first thing I think is get my **** and get out.
We go to Wallyworld all the time just to see the Walmartians. I look at some of the women in there and think to my myself...Buddy you must have a strong stomach. Some of the outfits they wear is quite amusing to say the least. It's getting to be The League of Nations though. With some of the big stores closing i.e. Sears, Zellers, Target etc. its hard to find a place to shop other than Walmart.