Stop in for a cup of coffee

I will say it Nissan and Toyota suck and guys who drive them and still try to maintain a cowboy image should be punched in the face because they look.....

Chevy is ok, at least it's American

Ford, you can rely on a good ford especially if it's a big block or a diesel. It's what real cowboys have.

Dodge of course is the best. Don't agree, well I hope chuck Norris gives you a punch, noogie, and wedgie all at the same time.
Does my International Harvester rate a punch, noogie and/or a wedgie? Or do I get a pass on it?