I have to buy a boring car.

From a functional and monetary standpoint I would recommend an AWD Honda CRV... bulletproof reliability and stupid high resale . And you can put a million miles on it and buyers wont bat an eye when you resell it...
Buy a new one because used are near the same price.
And just get the EX ... dont get navi because the car comes with Apple carplay which is easier to use.
In 5 yrs you will thank me...

I have been in the biz for 35 yrs...