I have to buy a boring car.

My first sales car was a Buick Century - lots of jokes about 'rental car' and 'grandpa'...when that got tired, I switched to a Chrysler 300C, then a Charger, now a Hellcat Charger.
The more you sell, the less you care about gas mileage :) (Do you not get a car allowance and mileage?)

I do get an allowance but I am trying to stay within that and mileage is included in it.