Buck - ees of Texas

I miss traveling through Texas. Considered buying a house and moving there, but decided to stay in North Carolina.
On my last trip, driving an 18 wheeler, I decided to borrow a Don't Mess With Texas road sign. Middle of the night, not much traffic what can go wrong. I removed one bolt and was busy on the other one when flashing lights were behind me. The officer ask if everything was ok and what was I doing. Told him I had to much ice tea and had to stop. Drove off with the sign hanging on with one bolt. Ran over and crushed my little tool box. He followed me from Houston to Beaumont before turning off the highway.
I still miss Texas!