First Name = Last Name?

im a stickler for names, it drives me bonkers when people give kids stupids names (days, rivers, months, or last names, to name a few)
i remember the first time i met a kid named lincoln
i ask him what his name was, and he said "lincoln"
so i said, no your first name and he said "lincoln"

i thought to myself, well, thats stupid

some with this girl i know, named charity
i asked her for her name, she said "charity"
i said, thats not a name, thats a noun

same with this kid named hunter, thats a noun, not a name
Buddy of mine was named chris hiscock , that’s nothing I know , he named his kid Holden Hiscock no lie!